Anal Explorer Probe Review

a somewhat juvenile but amusingly fitting description of the Anal Explorer Probe. This toy is very quiet and extremely effective. It's nice looking, has vibrations that you can feel all the way to your teeth, and gave me several quick and very satisfying orgasms with very little effort.

All of the vibrators I've used in the past have been traditional slimline vibrators or "bullet vibrators". I had one with a "realistic sleeve" that I liked, but I started at age 17 (nine years ago) with a 'Silver Bullet' vibrator that had a hard chrome finished exterior and lots of power, so I think I'm partial to vibrators with hard exteriors and strong vibrations. The Anal Explorer Probe fits into the category of vibrators that I like, so I was excited to give it a try. I had fairly high expectations for this sex toy, and I was not disappointed. In fact, I was delighted.

The first thing I noticed about the Anal Explorer Probe was the color. It is a beautiful pinkish-purple color and is made from hard plastic. It really is visually attractive. The pink hue is not too feminine, but not too masculine either. It just conveys the idea that "I may be beautiful, but I mean business". The next thing I noticed was the feel and the weight of the Anal Explorer Probe as I held it in my hand. It has a very nice weight to it. A good feel is important too - trust me on this. I've had hand cramps trying to use vibrators that just didn't fit my hand. I don't know why this one feels different. Maybe the weight has something to do with it, or maybe the shape makes the difference. Whatever the cause...it does feel good.

Another thing really worth mentioning about the Anal Explorer Probe is that it is very quiet. I have never owned a vibrator this quiet! I'm used to the rattles and pings from my vibrators. I don't worry too much about noise because the truth is that when you close a door to a room most of the sounds a vibrator makes will not make it outside. To be safe I sometimes turn on the television or some music, but I don't even worry about this with the Anal Explorer Probe. It is so quiet you can't hear it a few feet away. And I mean that literally. I walked four feet away while my boyfriend held it and I could not hear it - at all. It's pretty amazing considering how powerful it is. You can see - even from the picture - that the vibrating motor is located right at the tip. My feeling is that they probably molded this toy directly over the motor and the wire so the inner parts are actually part of the vibrator and are not free to rattle around and make extra noise.

Now that I've "rattled" on about the features I want to get to what really impressed me about the Anal Explorer Probe. This vibrator really works! I get a shiver down my spine when I think about it. The vibrations are very powerful and completely adjustable, which is necessary for me. I like to start slow and turn up the "volume" as I go, and as I become more excited. The shape of the shaft worked very well for me. It starts at a point and gradually tapers as you get further down the shaft. Then, about half-way to the other end it curves in quite a bit, then bulges out near the base. This feature was nice because it made a convenient grip as I used the upper part of the shaft. I kind of wrapped my fingers in the groove and had a lot of control over the toy as I used it.

Another cool feature is that you don't have to worry (too much) about cleaning this vibrator. The Anal Explorer Probe is waterproof, so I don't have to worry about getting the vibrator wet.

I would highly recommend this vibrator, as you may have guessed by now. I love the way it looks and feels, and what it does for me. I've had some of my most powerful orgasms with the Anal Explorer Probe, and I imagine other's may have a similar experience. I really feel like spreading the joy!

- Brionna E. / independent review